if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
Color my inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
okay if we’re mutuals u can
- ask for my phone number
this has been a psa thank u
single, not sure how to mingle
Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families.
I have posted Question Bedtime pre-sales at http://frontalot.com/cd6
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My new album is all about Fairy Tales! Or maybe it more accurately just ISthem. It is a bunch of fairy tales. They come from Europe, East Asia, the Middle East, pre-colonial North America, all kinds of places. Each is so old that it has no specific author and comes from no very particular place, though many of them have settled into highly-trafficked written versions in the several centuries since literacy got so popular.
Some will be familiar. Others will seem obscure. I hope I did a good job picking them out and then telling them to you as rap songs!
This album is fine for children to listen to. It doesn’t have cuss words on it and it is not VERY scary. I don’t know anything about children, really, except that I kind of remember being one. This is the album about fairy tales that I would have thought was super cool when I was eleven. Younger kids will have trouble understanding it, but maybe they will enjoy the insurmountably fat beats, unshakeable chorus hooks, and the way that Parry Gripp sings “Booty-Butt” near the end. Older kids and adults will have trouble understanding it too, because it is as puzzling and obtuse as any of my albums! But you (and they) might enjoy hunting through the narrative twists late into the night.
Use this album wisely. Nobody who hears it will let you put them to bed without challenge, ever again.
I was lucky enough to convince many of my favorite rappers and singers and comics to come along with me for this album. They include:
Open Mike Eagle
The Gambler and Panther from The Protomen
Parry Gripp from Nerf Herder, as the guy who sings “Booty-Butt”
Grab the first free song, Much Chubbier, and little snippets of the rest, at the CD page here. Buy a copy if you would like to own one! It comes with a swell little 24-page booklet including all the read-along lyrics. It will go in the mail to you on Aug 26th
You can download it as soon as you pre-order. Listen to it today, if you like! I have included a nonsensically hi-resolution version (88.2K/24b) which you probably won’t have any use for unless you own professional-grade sound hardware. There’s also plenty of normal encodings like MP3 (pbpbthtt!), AAC (pretty okay), and FLAC (very nice indeed).
If you don’t need a CD, you can still order the album early:
Thanks for spreading the word!
Order this album too.
95% of these are real justgirlythings but also apply to jim kirk’s life so yeah